“why are these companies sending ammonium nitrate to brooklyn?” (11/17/09)
Hmm . . . good question! Here’s your answer.

“the upper class has become the new middle class and the middle class has become the new lower class were does the proverty come in all this?” (1/9/08)
That’s a very good question. One I can’t answer in these perilous times . . .

“jumping off the george washington bridge” (11/20/08)
Don’t do it!

“graffiti artist gets pushed off building with girlfriend september 2008 in the bronx” (9/21/08)
Or they fell . . . or . . . ?

“bruckner bar and grill the mob” (8/27/08)
Scary! Oh, but wait:
“bruckner bar and grill mob movie” (8/27/08)
Nevermind . . .

“where does comptroller bill thompson play golf” (6/18/08)
Why, do you think there is something untoward about that new deal or something?

“macy’s balloon handler blog” (6/11/08)
People must think there is a blog for everything.
And of course there is.

“apartments for rent to black people” (3/25/08)
God, I hope you eventually found the right site . . .

“murder in the lake of flushing meadow park” (3/24/08)
I don’t think it’s a movie . . . yet . . .

“pineapples with the explosive power of a half stick of dynamite” (2/12/08)
(I know, I know . . . it’s a firecracker.)