James Falkenrath Still Wants To Know . . .

“why are these companies sending ammonium nitrate to brooklyn?” (11/17/09)

Hmm . . . good question! Here’s your answer.

The New Depression . . .

“the upper class has become the new middle class and the middle class has become the new lower class were does the proverty come in all this?” (1/9/08)

That’s a very good question. One I can’t answer in these perilous times . . .

Choose Life!

“jumping off the george washington bridge” (11/20/08)

Don’t do it!

Rumors Fly

“graffiti artist gets pushed off building with girlfriend september 2008 in the bronx” (9/21/08)

Or they fell . . . or . . . ?

Provocative!

“bruckner bar and grill the mob” (8/27/08)

Scary! Oh, but wait:

“bruckner bar and grill mob movie” (8/27/08)

Nevermind . . .

Who Wants To Know?

“where does comptroller bill thompson play golf” (6/18/08)

Why, do you think there is something untoward about that new deal or something?

OMG, The Pokemon Handlers Are So 1998

“macy’s balloon handler blog” (6/11/08)

People must think there is a blog for everything.

And of course there is.

This, Only Weeks After A Raisin In The Sun Was Shown On TV

“apartments for rent to black people” (3/25/08)

God, I hope you eventually found the right site . . .

Scrupulous Screenwriter Or Googling Goon?

“murder in the lake of flushing meadow park” (3/24/08)

I don’t think it’s a movie . . . yet . . .

How Cousin Mary’s Hawaii Trip Went Horribly Wrong

“pineapples with the explosive power of a half stick of dynamite” (2/12/08)

(I know, I know . . . it’s a firecracker.)

I Guess This Means His Presidential Aspirations Are Dead On Arrival . . .

“exit ghost mayor bloomberg” (1/19/08)

The great Google political angel of death speaks . . .