“happy ending massages in brooklyn” (5/13/08)
. . . but in this day and age in which anything and everything can be accessed from an iPhone, people have gotten lazy.

“ladies piddling” (4/29/08)
It still is what it is!

“i want to do rude stuff with or to your bottom” (4/22/08)
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

“suck on my pen” (4/15/08)
Quill or ballpoint? And why would you want that?

“environmentalist sex blog” (4/5/08)
It takes all, all kinds . . .

“i want to do really rude things with your bottom” (3/24/08)
You’ll do no such thing as long as I can help it!

“stomach rupture fetish” (3/22/08)
Nothing, nothing, nothing surprises me . . .

“bus stopped with a jerk and i got off” (3/20/08)
Oh . . . or not! (My bad!)

“genis book of world records most seman in ass” (3/11/08)
Oh, please — what are you, like 12 or something? Everyone knows it’s spelled “Guinness” . . .

“real whore houses in queens” (1/20/08)
You know, not like those false facade ones like in the Westerns . . .