“22 year old firefighter michael biserta of brooklyn’s” (11/30/09)
Oh, what we pine for . . . you know he’s 25 now, right?

“sniff foot party” (3/26/09)
Is it my Nancy Sinatra album? Is it the odor eaters in my desert boots?

“celebrity ankles” (3/25/09)
There is a fetish — and a fetish website — for everything.

“watch me naked” (1/29/09)
I don’t know what about me screams “watch me naked” but whatever . . .
“jerk off onto food” (1/29/09)
Whoa! Stop it right there, buddy — now that just crosses a line . . .

“want to see women tap dance wearing three inch heels” (1/19/09)
They’re in Detroit this week. I hear Detroit is nice this time of year.

“male groins rubbing against each other clips” (1/11/09)
Try Sports Center — some of those Eagles-Giants 4th down scrums yesterday were pretty heated. Hubba hubba.

“fuck girl in aas” (12/13/08)
Someone in the American Astronomical Society? That’s weird. But it’s your fetish — whatever.

“sex staten” (12/4/08)
Simple. Straightforward. I like it.

“hard to believe that there are not woman out there who would not like to spend time an afternnoon having fun sex in staten island” (12/3/08)
Yes, I agree — it’s so so hard to fathom that one . . .

“craigslist.com new york queen elmhurst sex call girls” (11/17/08)
Not to be too much of a buttinsky here, but “sex” and “call girls” are duplicative — after all, do call girls do anything but have sex? — you might want to modify the search to get more and/or better results.
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