Entries Tagged as 'Perv!'

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

The Sad Thing About Youth Is . . .

“22 year old firefighter michael biserta of brooklyn’s” (11/30/09)
Oh, what we pine for . . . you know he’s 25 now, right?

Friday, March 27th, 2009

What About Me Says “Sniff Foot Party”?

“sniff foot party” (3/26/09)
Is it my Nancy Sinatra album? Is it the odor eaters in my desert boots?

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

I Don’t Know What This Means But I Don’t Like It

“celebrity ankles” (3/25/09)
There is a fetish — and a fetish website — for everything.

Friday, January 30th, 2009

What Is It About Pervs And Thursdays?

“watch me naked” (1/29/09)
I don’t know what about me screams “watch me naked” but whatever . . .
“jerk off onto food” (1/29/09)
Whoa! Stop it right there, buddy — now that just crosses a line . . .

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

Try The Revival Of A Chorus Line, You Perv!

“want to see women tap dance wearing three inch heels” (1/19/09)
They’re in Detroit this week. I hear Detroit is nice this time of year.

Monday, January 12th, 2009

Nothing Else, Just The Groins

“male groins rubbing against each other clips” (1/11/09)
Try Sports Center — some of those Eagles-Giants 4th down scrums yesterday were pretty heated. Hubba hubba.

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

You Know What They Say About Astronomers . . .

“fuck girl in aas” (12/13/08)
Someone in the American Astronomical Society? That’s weird. But it’s your fetish — whatever.

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Talk About Redundant!

“sex staten” (12/4/08)
Simple. Straightforward. I like it.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

A Cruise On The Ferry, The Zoo, A Stroll Through The Mall And . . .

“hard to believe that there are not woman out there who would not like to spend time an afternnoon having fun sex in staten island” (12/3/08)
Yes, I agree — it’s so so hard to fathom that one . . .

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Turning Trolling For Sex Online Into A Teachable Moment

“craigslist.com new york queen elmhurst sex call girls” (11/17/08)
Not to be too much of a buttinsky here, but “sex” and “call girls” are duplicative — after all, do call girls do anything but have sex? — you might want to modify the search to get more and/or better results.
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