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Even If I Knew I Probably Still Wouldn’t Tell You

Scott — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 16:23:03 +0000

“how can i get address for sex club in brooklyn” (3/25/11)

Best Case, You’re On Acid

Scott — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 02:35:31 +0000

“masturbating forest” (3/12/11)

But honestly, I don’t want to think about the worst case . . .

The Sad Thing About Youth Is . . .

Scott — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:06:57 +0000

“22 year old firefighter michael biserta of brooklyn’s” (11/30/09)

Oh, what we pine for . . . you know he’s 25 now, right?

What About Me Says “Sniff Foot Party”?

Scott — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:42:55 +0000

“sniff foot party” (3/26/09)

Is it my Nancy Sinatra album? Is it the odor eaters in my desert boots?

I Don’t Know What This Means But I Don’t Like It

Scott — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 15:49:16 +0000

“celebrity ankles” (3/25/09)

There is a fetish — and a fetish website — for everything.

What Is It About Pervs And Thursdays?

Scott — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:11:48 +0000

“watch me naked” (1/29/09)

I don’t know what about me screams “watch me naked” but whatever . . .

“jerk off onto food” (1/29/09)

Whoa! Stop it right there, buddy — now that just crosses a line . . .

Try The Revival Of A Chorus Line, You Perv!

Scott — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:04:46 +0000

“want to see women tap dance wearing three inch heels” (1/19/09)

They’re in Detroit this week. I hear Detroit is nice this time of year.

Nothing Else, Just The Groins

Scott — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:03:24 +0000

“male groins rubbing against each other clips” (1/11/09)

Try Sports Center — some of those Eagles-Giants 4th down scrums yesterday were pretty heated. Hubba hubba.

You Know What They Say About Astronomers . . .

Scott — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 14:09:58 +0000

“fuck girl in aas” (12/13/08)

Someone in the American Astronomical Society? That’s weird. But it’s your fetish — whatever.

Talk About Redundant!

Scott — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:54:38 +0000

“sex staten” (12/4/08)

Simple. Straightforward. I like it.

A Cruise On The Ferry, The Zoo, A Stroll Through The Mall And . . .

Scott — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:15:25 +0000

“hard to believe that there are not woman out there who would not like to spend time an afternnoon having fun sex in staten island” (12/3/08)

Yes, I agree — it’s so so hard to fathom that one . . .

Turning Trolling For Sex Online Into A Teachable Moment

Scott — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:13:02 +0000

“craigslist.com new york queen elmhurst sex call girls” (11/17/08)

Not to be too much of a buttinsky here, but “sex” and “call girls” are duplicative — after all, do call girls do anything but have sex? — you might want to modify the search to get more and/or better results.

“craigslist.com new york queen elmhurst escort grils to call for sex” (11/17/08)

OK — typos aside (everyone transposes a letter or two, especially in an agitated state), “escort,” “call” and “call for sex” are all fairly duplicative. And since “escort” is basically a euphemism for “has sex for money,” you might want to omit “sex” — after all, if they wanted to use the word they wouldn’t be calling themselves “escorts.” The great thing about The Google is that it’s pretty smart — it tends to figure out what you’re looking for without you having to be too specific!

Please, No Jokes About “Feeds”

Scott — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 19:17:02 +0000

“masturbation club blogs” (11/6/08)

Sample post . . . oh never mind . . .

When “Feed” Means “Alpo” . . .

Scott — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:33:09 +0000

“fucking dog blogs” (10/19/08)

I agree — who cares what dogs think?

On A Related Note, May Is Skin Cancer Detection and Prevention Month

Scott — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:11:45 +0000

“naked women at gantry state park” (10/15/08)

You’re experiencing an urban mirage; the sight of women in bikinis and men in Brazilian sungas at city parks begs a doubletake — but rest assured that they are not actually naked, only weird for enjoying the park in a swimsuit.

Syntax, People!

Scott — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:36:43 +0000

“jamaican fuck dog in” (10/14/08)

Meaning . . . what?

Oh No, The Return Of The Infrastructure Fetishists!

Scott — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:28:12 +0000

“fucking on top of a bridge” (10/1/08)

And civil engineers do it with an erection!

And for further reference, more “[Blanks] do it with . . .” constructions than you would ever, ever, ever in a million years want to see at your local Spencer’s.

Wouldn’t You Like To Know?

Scott — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:03:44 +0000

“is nypd actively monitoring craigslist for prostitutes?” (9/17/08)

More evidence of a bad economy?

In Dire Economic Times, Web Users Go Straight For The Porn

Scott — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:02:14 +0000

“14 year old boys in jim with bulges in pants stories” (9/17/08)

But where is “jim”?

Ugh . . . You Foundation Fetishists Are The Worst

Scott — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:43:34 +0000

“sexy philanthropist” (9/2/08)

Class war now!