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Oh . . . or not! (My bad!)

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Oh, please — what are you, like 12 or something? Everyone knows it’s spelled “Guinness” . . .

“real whore houses in queens” (1/20/08)
You know, not like those false facade ones like in the Westerns . . .

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Oh no, it’s Baltic Girls Gone Wild!!

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Sadly, I’m afraid those days are long gone . . .

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I’m sure what you meant to type was Eat Out NY. Next time, please use whole title, thank you.

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Maybe I’ve just been seeing a lot of gross stuff today but this just sounds pervy . . .

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If you have to ask . . .

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Go the fuck away.

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I know Utica is a big beer town. Not sure about the other though.