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Nothing, nothing, nothing surprises me . . .
Posted: March 24th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Ew, Perv!More Pervy Searches . . .
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Oh . . . or not! (My bad!)
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Posted: March 11th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Perv!The Best Little Whorehouse In Queens
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You know, not like those false facade ones like in the Westerns . . .
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Oh no, it’s Baltic Girls Gone Wild!!
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Sadly, I’m afraid those days are long gone . . .
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I’m sure what you meant to type was Eat Out NY. Next time, please use whole title, thank you.
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Maybe I’ve just been seeing a lot of gross stuff today but this just sounds pervy . . .
Posted: January 12th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Perv!, We Are Happy Not To Serve YouHow Aunt Helen’s Calistoga Weekend Went Horribly Wrong
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If you have to ask . . .
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Go the fuck away.
Posted: January 10th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Ew, Perv!, We Are Happy Not To Serve YouWhen In Utica . . .
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I know Utica is a big beer town. Not sure about the other though.
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And yes, I’ve seen it.
Posted: January 9th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Perv!It’s Always The Breasts With You Guys
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Yup, we’ve got that, uh, covered.
Posted: January 9th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Perv!