Entries Tagged as 'Search Engine Confessional'

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Yes, Yes, Come To Mommy

“i will jump in a garbage truck diapers” (4/22/08)
Hells yeah you will!

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Get Up, Get Out Of Your Chair And Go Meet Someone!

“i m desperate and lonely” (4/8/08)
Aw . . . boo hoo . . .

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Maybe You Can Also Explain Why My Fish Smells Like Dick . . . Asshat

“my dick smells fishy” (3/6/08)
Ugh. Keep your thoughts to yourself.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Donovan Knows His Way Around The Internet!

“marijuana makes me sing fucked up songs” (3/3/08)

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

The Only Golf Club In America Where They Don’t Bother Hushing Each Other

“i worked in inwood country club last year and it was horrible” (2/11/08)
I know — all day it’s planes, planes, planes.

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

And For The Record, My Name Is Not Yo

“yo i just stabbed some kid” (1/23/08)
Oh. Real nice. And then you feel the need to brag about it in front of the children . . . you’re a piece of work.

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

Google As Confession Booth

“fucked a girl name dawn from staten island” (1/15/08)
Ah, Dawn . . . I remember her fondly . . .