Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
Yes, Yes, Come To Mommy
“i will jump in a garbage truck diapers” (4/22/08)
Hells yeah you will!
Entries Tagged as 'Search Engine Confessional'
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008
Get Up, Get Out Of Your Chair And Go Meet Someone!
“i m desperate and lonely” (4/8/08)
Aw . . . boo hoo . . .
Friday, March 7th, 2008
Maybe You Can Also Explain Why My Fish Smells Like Dick . . . Asshat
“my dick smells fishy” (3/6/08)
Ugh. Keep your thoughts to yourself.
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
Donovan Knows His Way Around The Internet!
“marijuana makes me sing fucked up songs” (3/3/08)
Wednesday, February 13th, 2008
The Only Golf Club In America Where They Don’t Bother Hushing Each Other
“i worked in inwood country club last year and it was horrible” (2/11/08)
I know — all day it’s planes, planes, planes.
Thursday, January 24th, 2008
And For The Record, My Name Is Not Yo
“yo i just stabbed some kid” (1/23/08)
Oh. Real nice. And then you feel the need to brag about it in front of the children . . . you’re a piece of work.
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008
Google As Confession Booth
“fucked a girl name dawn from staten island” (1/15/08)
Ah, Dawn . . . I remember her fondly . . .
