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Makes Me Want To Cry A Little

Scott — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 16:26:47 +0000

“i say i’m okay but it’s all a charade” (2) (4/7/11)

And this came in not just once but twice . . . give this person a hug!

For God’s Sake, Don’t Assume You Can Still Eat Any Old Thing You Forgot About For So Long In The Crisper!

Scott — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 12:29:48 +0000

“lily bulbs smell bad and are wet” (3/27/11)

Admit It!

Scott — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:49:52 +0000

“the new yankee stadium sucks” (4/15/09)

Sorry to hear that . . . and to think they haven’t even opened it yet!

And Here You Assumed That The Ramifications Of “Bowling Alone” Were Mitigated By Applications Like Facebook

Scott — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:43:59 +0000

“is it ok to have a passover seder by yourself” (4/6/09)

Yes, but how do you hide the afikomen?

(This makes me want to cry . . .)

Before We Continue, You Should Consider That 63-Year-Old Pete Townshend Once Wrote The Line “I Hope I Die Before I Get Old”

Scott — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:53:37 +0000

“i hate the elderly” (1/21/09)

And in general the elderly hates impudent little snotnoses who cocoon themselves on the interweb.

Advice? You’ve Come To The Right Place!

Scott — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:36:35 +0000

“i slept with him on the first date now what do i do?” (12/14/08)

In order of preference:

Surely don’t beat yourself up — giving a young man sex on the first date is a very generous thing to do, especially during the holiday season and especially during this fraught economic climate
Call him up — you should have done this before Sunday Night Football, but at any rate, do it today! — for a second date
Marry him . . . duh!

A Cruise On The Ferry, The Zoo, A Stroll Through The Mall And . . .

Scott — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:15:25 +0000

“hard to believe that there are not woman out there who would not like to spend time an afternnoon having fun sex in staten island” (12/3/08)

Yes, I agree — it’s so so hard to fathom that one . . .

A Frustration Dream Of The Highest Order

Scott — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:10:01 +0000

“what does it mean when i dream i was the worst waiter ever” (11/30/08)

Add to the fact that you failed as a server and you can see where in the depths of your psyche this type of frustration dream is headed.

What’s The Matter With Kids These Days?

Scott — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:27:40 +0000

“my 5 year old got suspended for verbal harassment” (11/24/08)

Sorry to hear it — maybe there’s a problem with adults, too . . .

Big Deal — I Swallow People’s Food

Scott — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:59:05 +0000

“i spit in peoples food” (8/26/08)

Nice. Assmunch.

Perry Mason, Atticus Finch . . . And You Staring At A Computer

Scott — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:49:23 +0000

“why did i go to law school” (6/11/08)

What, you mean it wasn’t to hone your “find and replace” word processing skills for seven years until you don’t make partner?

Yes, Yes, Come To Mommy

Scott — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:49:41 +0000

“i will jump in a garbage truck diapers” (4/22/08)

Hells yeah you will!

Get Up, Get Out Of Your Chair And Go Meet Someone!

Scott — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:14:46 +0000

“i m desperate and lonely” (4/8/08)

Aw . . . boo hoo . . .

Maybe You Can Also Explain Why My Fish Smells Like Dick . . . Asshat

Scott — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:09:44 +0000

“my dick smells fishy” (3/6/08)

Ugh. Keep your thoughts to yourself.

Donovan Knows His Way Around The Internet!

Scott — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:03:26 +0000

“marijuana makes me sing fucked up songs” (3/3/08)

The Only Golf Club In America Where They Don’t Bother Hushing Each Other

Scott — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:29:34 +0000

“i worked in inwood country club last year and it was horrible” (2/11/08)

I know — all day it’s planes, planes, planes.

And For The Record, My Name Is Not Yo

Scott — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:57:34 +0000

“yo i just stabbed some kid” (1/23/08)

Oh. Real nice. And then you feel the need to brag about it in front of the children . . . you’re a piece of work.

Google As Confession Booth

Scott — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:30:53 +0000

“fucked a girl name dawn from staten island” (1/15/08)

Ah, Dawn . . . I remember her fondly . . .