bridgeandtunnelclub.com Search Referrers of the Day » Search Engine Confessional http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com The Companion Search Referrer Blog to the bridgeandtunnelclub.com Site Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:30:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Admit It! http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2009/04/16/admit-it/ http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2009/04/16/admit-it/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:49:52 +0000 Scott http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/?p=586 “the new yankee stadium sucks” (4/15/09)

Sorry to hear that . . . and to think they haven’t even opened it yet!

]]> http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2009/04/16/admit-it/feed/ 0 And Here You Assumed That The Ramifications Of “Bowling Alone” Were Mitigated By Applications Like Facebook http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2009/04/07/and-here-you-assumed-that-the-ramifications-of-bowling-alone-were-mitigated-by-applications-like-facebook/ http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2009/04/07/and-here-you-assumed-that-the-ramifications-of-bowling-alone-were-mitigated-by-applications-like-facebook/#comments Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:43:59 +0000 Scott http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/?p=570 “is it ok to have a passover seder by yourself” (4/6/09)

Yes, but how do you hide the afikomen?

(This makes me want to cry . . .)

]]> http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2009/04/07/and-here-you-assumed-that-the-ramifications-of-bowling-alone-were-mitigated-by-applications-like-facebook/feed/ 0 Before We Continue, You Should Consider That 63-Year-Old Pete Townshend Once Wrote The Line “I Hope I Die Before I Get Old” http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2009/01/22/before-we-continue-you-should-consider-that-63-year-old-pete-townshend-once-wrote-the-line-i-hope-i-die-before-i-get-old/ http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2009/01/22/before-we-continue-you-should-consider-that-63-year-old-pete-townshend-once-wrote-the-line-i-hope-i-die-before-i-get-old/#comments Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:53:37 +0000 Scott http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/?p=514 “i hate the elderly” (1/21/09)

And in general the elderly hates impudent little snotnoses who cocoon themselves on the interweb.

]]> http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2009/01/22/before-we-continue-you-should-consider-that-63-year-old-pete-townshend-once-wrote-the-line-i-hope-i-die-before-i-get-old/feed/ 0 Advice? You’ve Come To The Right Place! http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2008/12/15/advice-youve-come-to-the-right-place/ http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2008/12/15/advice-youve-come-to-the-right-place/#comments Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:36:35 +0000 Scott http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/?p=463 “i slept with him on the first date now what do i do?” (12/14/08)

In order of preference:

  • Surely don’t beat yourself up — giving a young man sex on the first date is a very generous thing to do, especially during the holiday season and especially during this fraught economic climate
  • Call him up — you should have done this before Sunday Night Football, but at any rate, do it today! — for a second date
  • Marry him . . . duh!
]]> http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2008/12/15/advice-youve-come-to-the-right-place/feed/ 0 A Cruise On The Ferry, The Zoo, A Stroll Through The Mall And . . . http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2008/12/04/a-cruise-on-the-ferry-the-zoo-a-stroll-through-the-mall-and/ http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2008/12/04/a-cruise-on-the-ferry-the-zoo-a-stroll-through-the-mall-and/#comments Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:15:25 +0000 Scott http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/?p=455 “hard to believe that there are not woman out there who would not like to spend time an afternnoon having fun sex in staten island” (12/3/08)

Yes, I agree — it’s so so hard to fathom that one . . .

]]> http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2008/12/04/a-cruise-on-the-ferry-the-zoo-a-stroll-through-the-mall-and/feed/ 0 A Frustration Dream Of The Highest Order http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2008/12/01/a-frustration-dream-of-the-highest-order/ http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2008/12/01/a-frustration-dream-of-the-highest-order/#comments Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:10:01 +0000 Scott http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/?p=447 “what does it mean when i dream i was the worst waiter ever” (11/30/08)

Add to the fact that you failed as a server and you can see where in the depths of your psyche this type of frustration dream is headed.

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Sorry to hear it — maybe there’s a problem with adults, too . . .

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Nice. Assmunch.

]]> http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2008/08/27/big-deal-i-swallow-peoples-food/feed/ 0 Perry Mason, Atticus Finch . . . And You Staring At A Computer http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2008/06/12/perry-mason-atticus-finch-and-you-staring-at-a-computer/ http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2008/06/12/perry-mason-atticus-finch-and-you-staring-at-a-computer/#comments Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:49:23 +0000 Scott http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/?p=313 “why did i go to law school” (6/11/08)

What, you mean it wasn’t to hone your “find and replace” word processing skills for seven years until you don’t make partner?

]]> http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2008/06/12/perry-mason-atticus-finch-and-you-staring-at-a-computer/feed/ 0 Yes, Yes, Come To Mommy http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2008/04/23/yes-yes-come-to-mommy/ http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/2008/04/23/yes-yes-come-to-mommy/#comments Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:49:41 +0000 Scott http://www.searchreferrersoftheday.com/?p=257 “i will jump in a garbage truck diapers” (4/22/08)

Hells yeah you will!

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