“what is the most annoying thing that someone could do to you?” (5/7/08)
Repeatedly ask the same dumb question! Next!

“what irritating thing can you do with a pen” (5/6/08)
How about write the lyrics to “December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)”?

“who played at the paramount theatre on staten island” (5/2/08)
Mission of Burma’s last show before reforming 19 years later was at the Paramount in 1983.

“what to do if busser isnt getting fair share from waiter” (4/23/08)
Simple: Have your friends wait outside the restaurant and club him on the knee so he can’t work for a week or two, then suggest to the manager that you fill in for him.

“describe something which you find annoying” (3/29/08)
When you don’t get the Saturday paper delivered — the one with all the advance sections from the Sunday paper — and then when you tell the paper that you didn’t get your Saturday paper, they only credit you for the cost of the Saturday paper, not counting all [...]

“how not to get your food spit in” (3/26/08)
. . . you could start by not eating in the dugout . . .

“does peter lugers hire waiters?” (3/7/08)
No, they hire crusty old men they find loitering next to the SRO down the street.

“the woman who mistook her husband for a lawnmower sachs” (3/4/08)
I think you’re thinking of a different title . . .

“this actor was born on july 12 1938 he is most famous for his role as an obstetrician on his tv show which ran from 1984 1992″ (2/26/08)
Who is Bill Cosby? I’ll take Jello Pitchmen for $400, Alex . . .

“what to do if we suspect cub scout treasurer stole money last year” (2/19/08)
Glad you asked . . . I prefer the old good cop/bad cop. Perhaps even capped off with something dramatic, perhaps something along the lines of that great scene in L.A. Confidential. In short, twist the knife in that fucker . . [...]