“story about a guy that crapped his pants in a restaurant” (7/6/09) The Greatest Shart Story Ever Told is hard to beat: “With sweat pouring down his nervous face, he decided to clean up as much as possible, ditch his boxers and roll commando, and try to hide the shart stain for the remainder of [...]
“what does chupi mean?” (12/16/08) I’m pretty sure it’s Fake Italian for something unmentionable that happens to Julian Schnabel in the neighborhood near West 11th Street.
“craigslist.com new york queen elmhurst sex call girls” (11/17/08) Not to be too much of a buttinsky here, but “sex” and “call girls” are duplicative — after all, do call girls do anything but have sex? — you might want to modify the search to get more and/or better results. “craigslist.com new york queen elmhurst [...]
“10 things i never want to here from a waiter” (8/1/08) OK, here goes: 1) “It’s storming and your bedroom window is open.” 2) “My name is Steve and I have a communicable disease.” 3) “Allow me to prove to you that Miranda July’s 2005 film Me and You and Everyone We Know is worth [...]
“himalayan rock salt uses” (7/10/08) Impressing pretentious foodies, to start.
“annoying thing pens?” (6/10/08) Or when your boss comes in and takes yours, then starts to chew on it. Both are annoying.
“making a fun foam chicken mask” (5/20/08) No thanks, I’ll pass . . .
“what is the most annoying thing that someone could do to you?” (5/7/08) Repeatedly ask the same dumb question! Next!
“what irritating thing can you do with a pen” (5/6/08) How about write the lyrics to “December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)”?
“who played at the paramount theatre on staten island” (5/2/08) Mission of Burma’s last show before reforming 19 years later was at the Paramount in 1983.
