“this actor was born on july 12 1938 he is most famous for his role as an obstetrician on his tv show which ran from 1984 1992″ (2/26/08)
Who is Bill Cosby? I’ll take Jello Pitchmen for $400, Alex . . .
“what to do if we suspect cub scout treasurer stole money last year” (2/19/08)
Glad you asked . . . I prefer the old good cop/bad cop. Perhaps even capped off with something dramatic, perhaps something along the lines of that great scene in L.A. Confidential. In short, twist the knife in that fucker . . [...]
“what did you expect in the new york before you came here?” (2/4/08)
A cross between J.J. Hunsecker and Monica Geller, I suppose. With bagels and pizza. And much corned beef. And saxophones. So, so many saxophones.
“white men with cornrows” (1/31/08)
It looks horrible, I agree.
“why we shouldnt pull emrgency cord on subway trains” (1/26/08)
But if you really must know:
The emergency brakes are released when a passenger pulls the dangling cord at either end of the subway car, or when the steel lever attached to the undercarriage of the lead car — called a trip cock — strikes an object [...]
“who left the dogs out” (1/22/08)
I had to — that song was making me crazy! Then I figured if they just stayed out, I could eventually get rid of your stupid Baha Men CD.
“ugly rat” (1/16/08)
Is there any other kind?
“obnoxious trend the upper class participates in these days” (1/14/08)
How about taking the locavore movement to stupid extremes? That really gets my goat.
