“can you use any cheese in a souffle” (5/12/08)
Well, I might not use cream cheese, but other than that, you’re probably OK.

“do you crap your pants after o before you have a heart attack?” (5/4/08)
It of course depends on how badly your heart has been broken.

“suck on my pen” (4/15/08)
Quill or ballpoint? And why would you want that?

“why does black stuff come out of my pores in the sauna?” (4/8/08)
Ew . . . please . . . not here!

“landlord won’t clean trash in back yard what can i do corona california” (4/2/08)
Withhold sex from her? Just brainstorming here . . .

“the dirt on corcoran sunshine marketing group” (3/17/08)
I don’t have it . . . sorry . . . is there something we should know?

“i am getting married in scotland and want a sinatra style band” (3/1/08)
[Takes long swig from glass] “You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady . . .”

“statistics proving men like video games more than women” (2/29/08)
Maybe check here.

“tell me where 8 coleman square is?” (2/25/08)
No, I refuse. Look it up for yourself.

“how to get noxious smells from plastic rimmed reading glasses??” (2/19/08)
I’m sympathetic to your plight, and it’s not just the desperation of the dual question marks that makes me feel this way . . .