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No, I refuse. Look it up for yourself.

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I’m sympathetic to your plight, and it’s not just the desperation of the dual question marks that makes me feel this way . . .

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I didn’t say that . . .

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If you want to send condolences — though I want to stress that it’s probably weird — I think the full address is here.

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Lady, how am I supposed to know?

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Oh please, Tom Brady is overrated anyway.

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I guess it’s not really something you just go and ask for at Home Depot . . .

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There are websites for that, you know.

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Wouldn’t you like to know?