“the real mermaid that was found” (2/12/08)
. . . only shows up in Google searches.

“russian bikini clad brides looking for mates” (2/11/08)
And those bikinis come in traditional white, I’m guessing . . .

“why women like to smell pungent thing” (2/5/08)
Just keep telling yourself that they “like” it . . .

“give a sign that tomas martinez is minerva flores soul mate” (1/12/08)
Done.
I guess this is sort of like Google Magic 8 Ball . . .

“paranormal fishy smells explained” (1/9/08)
But it’s never that easy . . .