Wait, This Exists?

“hung well hangover clinic” (3/20/11)

What I wouldn’t give some mornings for such a place!

After Months In Front Of The Computer Sometimes Your Eyes Deceive You

“the real mermaid that was found” (2/12/08)

. . . only shows up in Google searches.

Why Bother With The Ceremony When You Can Go Straight To The Honeymoon?

“russian bikini clad brides looking for mates” (2/11/08)

And those bikinis come in traditional white, I’m guessing . . .

An Immutable Characteristic Of Their Sex

“why women like to smell pungent thing” (2/5/08)

Just keep telling yourself that they “like” it . . .

Mies Van Der Rohe Said “God Is In The Details” — What He Meant To Say Was That “God Is In The Referrers”

“give a sign that tomas martinez is minerva flores soul mate” (1/12/08)

Done.

I guess this is sort of like Google Magic 8 Ball . . .

You Think You Can Just Google Your Way Into Understanding Life’s Great Mysteries?

“paranormal fishy smells explained” (1/9/08)

But it’s never that easy . . .