Where Is Grant’s Tomb? (Paris Version)
“where is top floor of eiffel tower” (4/5/11)
You don’t want to hear my sarcastic response, so I won’t give it.
Posted: April 6th, 2011 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The World Is Dumber Than You KnowThe Power Of Google
“a articil about nathan hale wene he was hong” (1/26/10)
I’m pretty sure that person means “an article about nathan hale when he was hung” . . . somehow the search result gave him something approximating what he was asking for. Advantage: internets!
Posted: January 27th, 2010 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The World Is Dumber Than You KnowThe Other Brined Meat
“is corn beef pork” (4/22/09)
Because the Google is a safe environment in which there are no stupid questions, I will tell you — with neither snark nor scorn — that, no, corned beef is not pork. It is beef, specifically brisket.
Posted: April 23rd, 2009 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The World Is Dumber Than You Know, We Are Happy To Serve You, You've Got Questions We've Got AnswersI Don’t Know, Is She Still Single?
“should i take the turkey out now” (11/23/08)
Yes, yes, now! Oh wait — we’re still several days away, aren’t we?
Posted: November 24th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Insert Disapproving Cluck Here, The World Is Dumber Than You KnowIt’s Not Difficult, Really
“things you want a restaurant server to bring to your dining experience” (11/11/08)
First and foremost, your meal. After that, let’s talk.
Posted: November 12th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The World Is Dumber Than You KnowFaces Of Death: Revolutionary War Edition
“pic of nathanhale haged” (9/24/08)
Set aside for the moment the idea that this is gruesome; you’re Googling, so no judgements here! But considering daguerreotypes weren’t invented until the 19th century, this might be a problem.
Posted: September 25th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Ew, The World Is Dumber Than You KnowAnd Tell Me Again Who Exactly Is Buried In Grant’s Tomb?
“how big is a 1/4 section?” (6/18/08)
Um, at the risk of sounding obvious here . . .
Posted: June 19th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The World Is Dumber Than You KnowOn Objects Of The Inanimate Variety
“do restaurants spit in your food” (6/2/08)
Unless restaurants miraculously developed the capacity to salivate, I think not.
Posted: June 4th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The World Is Dumber Than You KnowWhere Jack Bauer Hangs In His Downtime
“son of a bitch club” (5/5/08)
You don’t by any chance mean S.O.B’s, do you? That’s as in “Sounds of Brazil” . . .
Posted: May 6th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The World Is Dumber Than You KnowYou’re Kidding, Right?
“can i park at a no standing on a fire zone ?” (4/30/08)
If you want a $115 ticket (with an additional $15 New York State Criminal Justice surcharge) then sure, go right ahead!
Posted: May 1st, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: If You Have To Ask . . ., The World Is Dumber Than You Know, You've Got Questions We've Got AnswersLeagle, Illeagle, An Eagle, A Beagle
“is the high picth mosqutio noise on a phone illeagle in school” (4/2/08)
First things first — learn to spell, then figure out how to take advantage of your teacher’s diminishing hearing.
Posted: April 3rd, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The World Is Dumber Than You KnowAgain, If You Tried Graduating From There . . .
“did john bowne hs have a criminal record?” (4/1/08)
I didn’t know a whole high school could have a criminal record . . .
Posted: April 2nd, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The World Is Dumber Than You KnowHow Not To Search
“information about california governor u.s boring states bording ocean bording country population famous bridge famous observatory famous cinema city famous tree” (2/6/08)
The boring states, the famous trees . . . it’s all in there.
Posted: February 13th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The World Is Dumber Than You KnowHow Would You Feel Knowing Your Home Was Taken In Order To Build The Largest Suspension Bridge In The World (Until 1981, At Least)?
“how did people living in fort hamilton feel about losing their homes to the building of the verrazano bridge?” (2/5/08)
Chuffed, I’m sure.
Posted: February 6th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The World Is Dumber Than You KnowSure, They Have To Stay Loose In Case A Real Troublemaker Comes Along
“sometimes i wonder if bouncers have a certain quota of people they have to throw out of bars in a given month” (1/28/08)
Because that’s good for business.
Posted: January 29th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The World Is Dumber Than You KnowDo The Math
“how much is 250 square feet?” (1/23/08)
Um, about 250 square feet?
Posted: January 24th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: If You Have To Ask . . ., The World Is Dumber Than You KnowWill The Real Chocolate Candy Please Stand Up?
“recipe for magic cookie bars with eminem’s” (1/16/08)
Mars North America must be kicking themselves for not tamping down that copyright infringement . . .
Posted: January 17th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The World Is Dumber Than You KnowTime Was, You Just Used A Calculator
“the cost of hospital trips for the blue bergs averages $125 000 a season if the season is five months long what is the average monthly hospital cost for the season” (1/10/08)
You needed google to tell you that the answer is $25,000?
Posted: January 11th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The World Is Dumber Than You Know, We Are Happy To Serve You, You've Got Questions We've Got Answers