“son of a bitch club” (5/5/08)
You don’t by any chance mean S.O.B’s, do you? That’s as in “Sounds of Brazil” . . .

“can i park at a no standing on a fire zone ?” (4/30/08)
If you want a $115 ticket (with an additional $15 New York State Criminal Justice surcharge) then sure, go right ahead!

“is the high picth mosqutio noise on a phone illeagle in school” (4/2/08)
First things first — learn to spell, then figure out how to take advantage of your teacher’s diminishing hearing.

“did john bowne hs have a criminal record?” (4/1/08)
I didn’t know a whole high school could have a criminal record . . .

“information about california governor u.s boring states bording ocean bording country population famous bridge famous observatory famous cinema city famous tree” (2/6/08)
The boring states, the famous trees . . . it’s all in there.

“how did people living in fort hamilton feel about losing their homes to the building of the verrazano bridge?” (2/5/08)
Chuffed, I’m sure.

“sometimes i wonder if bouncers have a certain quota of people they have to throw out of bars in a given month” (1/28/08)
Because that’s good for business.

“how much is 250 square feet?” (1/23/08)
Um, about 250 square feet?

“recipe for magic cookie bars with eminem’s” (1/16/08)
Mars North America must be kicking themselves for not tamping down that copyright infringement . . .

“the cost of hospital trips for the blue bergs averages $125 000 a season if the season is five months long what is the average monthly hospital cost for the season” (1/10/08)
You needed google to tell you that the answer is $25,000?