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Where Is Grant’s Tomb? (Paris Version)

Scott — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 12:05:13 +0000

“where is top floor of eiffel tower” (4/5/11)

You don’t want to hear my sarcastic response, so I won’t give it.

The Power Of Google

Scott — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:48:48 +0000

“a articil about nathan hale wene he was hong” (1/26/10)

I’m pretty sure that person means “an article about nathan hale when he was hung” . . . somehow the search result gave him something approximating what he was asking for. Advantage: internets!

The Other Brined Meat

Scott — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:14:45 +0000

“is corn beef pork” (4/22/09)

Because the Google is a safe environment in which there are no stupid questions, I will tell you — with neither snark nor scorn — that, no, corned beef is not pork. It is beef, specifically brisket.

I Don’t Know, Is She Still Single?

Scott — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:09:13 +0000

“should i take the turkey out now” (11/23/08)

Yes, yes, now! Oh wait — we’re still several days away, aren’t we?

It’s Not Difficult, Really

Scott — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:09:43 +0000

“things you want a restaurant server to bring to your dining experience” (11/11/08)

First and foremost, your meal. After that, let’s talk.

Faces Of Death: Revolutionary War Edition

Scott — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:55:28 +0000

“pic of nathanhale haged” (9/24/08)

Set aside for the moment the idea that this is gruesome; you’re Googling, so no judgements here! But considering daguerreotypes weren’t invented until the 19th century, this might be a problem.

And Tell Me Again Who Exactly Is Buried In Grant’s Tomb?

Scott — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:02:23 +0000

“how big is a 1/4 section?” (6/18/08)

Um, at the risk of sounding obvious here . . .

On Objects Of The Inanimate Variety

Scott — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:13:40 +0000

“do restaurants spit in your food” (6/2/08)

Unless restaurants miraculously developed the capacity to salivate, I think not.

Where Jack Bauer Hangs In His Downtime

Scott — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:02:00 +0000

“son of a bitch club” (5/5/08)

You don’t by any chance mean S.O.B’s, do you? That’s as in “Sounds of Brazil” . . .

You’re Kidding, Right?

Scott — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:11:17 +0000

“can i park at a no standing on a fire zone ?” (4/30/08)

If you want a $115 ticket (with an additional $15 New York State Criminal Justice surcharge) then sure, go right ahead!

Leagle, Illeagle, An Eagle, A Beagle

Scott — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:23:08 +0000

“is the high picth mosqutio noise on a phone illeagle in school” (4/2/08)

First things first — learn to spell, then figure out how to take advantage of your teacher’s diminishing hearing.

Again, If You Tried Graduating From There . . .

Scott — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:38:23 +0000

“did john bowne hs have a criminal record?” (4/1/08)

I didn’t know a whole high school could have a criminal record . . .

How Not To Search

Scott — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:00:21 +0000

“information about california governor u.s boring states bording ocean bording country population famous bridge famous observatory famous cinema city famous tree” (2/6/08)

The boring states, the famous trees . . . it’s all in there.

How Would You Feel Knowing Your Home Was Taken In Order To Build The Largest Suspension Bridge In The World (Until 1981, At Least)?

Scott — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:40:11 +0000

“how did people living in fort hamilton feel about losing their homes to the building of the verrazano bridge?” (2/5/08)

Chuffed, I’m sure.

Sure, They Have To Stay Loose In Case A Real Troublemaker Comes Along

Scott — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:24:14 +0000

“sometimes i wonder if bouncers have a certain quota of people they have to throw out of bars in a given month” (1/28/08)

Because that’s good for business.

Do The Math

Scott — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:07:33 +0000

“how much is 250 square feet?” (1/23/08)

Um, about 250 square feet?

Will The Real Chocolate Candy Please Stand Up?

Scott — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:56:02 +0000

“recipe for magic cookie bars with eminem’s” (1/16/08)

Mars North America must be kicking themselves for not tamping down that copyright infringement . . .

Time Was, You Just Used A Calculator

Scott — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:39:45 +0000

“the cost of hospital trips for the blue bergs averages $125 000 a season if the season is five months long what is the average monthly hospital cost for the season” (1/10/08)

You needed google to tell you that the answer is $25,000?