Definitely Not What I Wanted To See First Thing In The Morning
“close upvulvas” (5/18/11)
And sometimes I wonder why I keep doing this . . .
Posted: May 19th, 2011 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Total Perv!On The Importance Of Being Specific
“just kid sex” (11/20/08)
[Shakes head; chin falls to chest]
Posted: November 21st, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Total Perv!Lower Head, Close Eyes, Massage Temples, Shake Head . . . Repeat Until This Image Leaves Your Mental Space
“pictures of naked children moving bowel along the riverbank” (10/19/08)
If Pierre-Auguste Renoir collaborated on Quest For Fire, this might be excusable . . . but even then . . .
Posted: October 20th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Total Perv!, We Are Happy Not To Serve YouFrankly, I Don’t Believe This Exists
“sewage swimming sexual fetish” (10/5/08)
And, frankly, I don’t want to live in a world where this exists.
Posted: October 6th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Ew, Total Perv!, We Are Happy Not To Serve YouIn Dire Economic Times, Web Users Go Straight For The Porn
“14 year old boys in jim with bulges in pants stories” (9/17/08)
But where is “jim”?
Posted: September 18th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Leading Economic Indicators, Perv!, Total Perv![Whoa, I Just Had A Flashback To An Episode Of $25,000 Pyramid]
“woman fucking dogs had” (4/22/08)
Goodie, I never get to play Mad Libs anymore! How about:
- woman fucking dogs had two mutts to handle!
- woman fucking dogs had a “ruff” time!
- woman fucking dogs had [insert your own here]!
Can’t DARPA Somehow Create A Red-Light District For The Web?
“cesarean pornography galleries” (3/2/08)
Please, please tell me you’re joking . . .
Posted: March 3rd, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Ew, Insert Disapproving Cluck Here, Total Perv!Time Was . . .
“punishment for naughty school girls in the old days and being sent to the naughty corner and stand naked in front of everyone and handcuffed and tied their hands and legs to the table” (2/9/08)
Hmm . . . I don’t think it went down exactly like that . . .
Posted: February 13th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Total Perv!Who Let The Blogs Out?
“dog fucking blogs” (2/2/08)
Three of the most annoying people combined into one: dog lovers, zoophiles and the self-obsessed.
Posted: February 4th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Bad Idea, Ew, Insert Disapproving Cluck Here, Total Perv!It’s Like You’re Reading My Diary!
“public night ‘carpark’ pee piss fuck security camera” (1/22/08)
And what a night that was. Oh, what a night.
Posted: January 23rd, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Total Perv!What Was Wrong With The Mastiff We Sent Over?
“great danes fuckin their elderly female owners free videos photos only” (1/18/08)
Oh god. You’re horrible. And just so you know, truncating gerunds only makes it worse.
Posted: January 19th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Ew, Total Perv!, We Are Happy Not To Serve You