“woman fucking dogs had” (4/22/08)
Goodie, I never get to play Mad Libs anymore! How about:

woman fucking dogs had two mutts to handle!
woman fucking dogs had a “ruff” time!
woman fucking dogs had [insert your own here]!

“cesarean pornography galleries” (3/2/08)
Please, please tell me you’re joking . . .

“punishment for naughty school girls in the old days and being sent to the naughty corner and stand naked in front of everyone and handcuffed and tied their hands and legs to the table” (2/9/08)
Hmm . . . I don’t think it went down exactly like that . . .

“dog fucking blogs” (2/2/08)
Three of the most annoying people combined into one: dog lovers, zoophiles and the self-obsessed.

“public night ‘carpark’ pee piss fuck security camera” (1/22/08)
And what a night that was. Oh, what a night.

“great danes fuckin their elderly female owners free videos photos only” (1/18/08)
Oh god. You’re horrible. And just so you know, truncating gerunds only makes it worse.