Entries Tagged as 'Turn On The News'

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Keep Off The Grass

“did george steinbrenner insult pope benedict ?” (4/21/08)
Depends on what your definition of an insult is . . . there was this:
Pope Benedict XVI’s three days in New York pose logistical challenges beyond making sure that he’s safe.
Among other things, organizers had to widen some footpaths for the popemobile, figure out how to distribute [...]

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Hey, Be Nice . . .

“beat the mets beat the mets step right up and” (4/8/08)
Poor Mets, losing the last ever home opener at Shea . . .

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

But It Killed The Other Day At The Open-Mic . . .

“palmyra flee market bombs” (3/17/08)
They did find WWII-era shells on the site of the Tacony-Palmyra Flea Market, but that doesn’t mean you have to run away . . .

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

With A Capital “T” And That Rhymes With “P” And That Stands For “Prostitute”

“emperors club vip girls trouble?” (3/12/08)
Dude, where have you been the last couple of days?

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Pile On, Pile On

“did eliot spizter ever wear a dress years ago” (3/11/08)
Obviously! Especially if he was bedding trannies.

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

The Dirty Rough Empire Of Eliot Spitzer

“eliot spitzer dirty rough empire prostitute” (3/11/08)
I suppose they’re trying to figure out what constituted “unsafe” practices on the part of the soon-to-be-former governor?

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

No, Not Even — It Was Actually A Child Prostitution Sting!

“gov elliott spitzer snagged in trannie prostitution charge” (3/11/08)
Wishful thinking . . . I think the facts are a little different.

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

How Should I Know? Ask “Kristen”!

“elliot spitzer shirtless” (3/11/08)
Ew! Why?

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Seat Belt-Wearing Megalomaniac!

“sooner or later you’re going to listen to ralph nader” (2/24/08)
But I don’t have to like it.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Just To Be Clear Here, You’re Talking About Bill, Right?

“clinton ass” (1/28/08)
Definitely.