Entries Tagged as 'Turn On The News'

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

Chuck Norris As Viral Campaign

“who sued nbc for a trademark violation saying that law & order were copywrited names for his right and left legs” (1/25/08)
Chuck Norris! Though just so you know, it’s a joke:
Action icon Chuck Norris isn’t sure what to make of a hysterical list of “facts” about him making the rounds on the Web. The absurdist [...]

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

The Bills Were Just Fluttering In The Wind Like So Many Butterfly Ballots

“passersby in west palm beach scooped up thousands of dollars that fell out of the pockets of a woman who committed suicide” (1/22/08)
Yes, it’s true:
A woman jumped from an Interstate 95 overpass on Okeechobee Boulevard Friday afternoon and was killed when a white delivery van hit her, a police spokesman said.
Thousands of dollars fell out [...]

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

A Little Late, But Thanks For Letting Me Know

“heath ledger has been found dead at a downtown manhattan residence” (1/22/08)
I heard. Sewell Chan broke the story for me. So sad.
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the wacky world of the web, there’s this:
“is there a celebrity website about heath ledger’s death in a manhattan apartment?” (1/22/08)
Too soon!
Then there’s:
“michelle williams whereabouts heath ledger’s death” (1/22/08)
Dude, put down [...]

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

Trump Has Blood On His Hands

“worker killed in construction accident at trump building in soho” (1/14/08)
Yes, I saw that, it’s horrible.