“want to bunch?” (9/9/09)
Pervert . . .

“does mermaids exist?” (3/30/09)
Yes, it’s there — at 270 Lake Street in Reno. At least four Yelp users highly recommend it.

“fuck girl in aas” (12/13/08)
Someone in the American Astronomical Society? That’s weird. But it’s your fetish — whatever.

“vridge and tunnel” (10/15/08)

“nuts 4 nut” (10/14/08)
There’s something dirty about this, though I can’t quite put my finger on it.

“dog furking” (7/30/08)
If you see my dog roaming around, please, please do not try to furk him!

“blank map of the burrows of new york” (5/22/08)
There are more than five, I’m guessing.

“czech sex morale” (5/4/08)
If I were to guess, low in the waning days of communism, then a spike after 1989, with numbers flattening since.

“different views of stachu of liberty” (4/26/08)
And if you look closely, you can just make out her Fu Manchu moustache . . .

“central park mal” (4/4/08)
Oy, all those silly roller bladers . . .