Entries Tagged as 'We Are Happy Not To Serve You'

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Time Was, You Had To Do Some Legwork . . .

“happy ending massages in brooklyn” (5/13/08)
. . . but in this day and age in which anything and everything can be accessed from an iPhone, people have gotten lazy.

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

How To Know When You’re The Worst Manager In The World

“top 10 reason downsides to giving employees too much verbal praise” (5/2/08)
Please, please, go back in your hole.

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Google Stalkers

“konstantin a waiter at the trastevere restaurant in hollywood california” (4/27/08)
What if I told you I had his email?

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Oh, Do The Fellas Down At Men’s Wearhouse Have Some Tales For You!

“crap your suit pants stories” (4/21/08)
There seems to be a fetish in there somewhere . . .

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

More Proof That You Should Never, Ever Trust Alan Cumming To Do What He Says He’s Going To Do

“cumming inside a woman after promising to pullout” (1/29/08)
But the real question is how he got in there in the first place . . .

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

Search Engine As Leading Economic Indicator

“we have to raise our prices unfortunately” (1/25/08)
That’s still not an excuse!

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

What Was Wrong With The Mastiff We Sent Over?

“great danes fuckin their elderly female owners free videos photos only” (1/18/08)
Oh god. You’re horrible. And just so you know, truncating gerunds only makes it worse.

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

And Just To Be Clear, Pretending You Didn’t Know Any Better Because You’re European Is Not An Excuse

“how do i calculate tips in american restaurants” (1/16/08)
Speaking on behalf of servers at American restaurants, thank you for taking the time to ask.
Tips can range anywhere from 15% of the total before taxes — which is chintzy but at least won’t get the restaurant’s manager following you outside inquiring about your dining experience — [...]

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

New Heights Of Tastelessness

“cory lidle jokes” (1/15/08)
God, you’re horrible. But since you asked, there are some.

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

The Line Between Aw-Shucks Cute And Crudely Lewd Is Thinner Than You Know

“bunnies kissing” (1/11/08)
Maybe I’ve just been seeing a lot of gross stuff today but this just sounds pervy . . .