Entries Tagged as 'We Are Happy Not To Serve You'

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Is This Information For You Or “A Friend”?

“if a bartender is an alcoholic should he work behind a bar” (12/4/08)
Depends. Sam Malone generally did OK with it, so why not?

Friday, November 7th, 2008

Please, No Jokes About “Feeds”

“masturbation club blogs” (11/6/08)
Sample post . . . oh never mind . . .

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Lower Head, Close Eyes, Massage Temples, Shake Head . . . Repeat Until This Image Leaves Your Mental Space

“pictures of naked children moving bowel along the riverbank” (10/19/08)
If Pierre-Auguste Renoir collaborated on Quest For Fire, this might be excusable . . . but even then . . .

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

Syntax, People!

“jamaican fuck dog in” (10/14/08)
Meaning . . . what?

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Frankly, I Don’t Believe This Exists

“sewage swimming sexual fetish” (10/5/08)
And, frankly, I don’t want to live in a world where this exists.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

On Being A Ridiculous Cheapskate And The Consequences Thereof

“when tipping in a restaurant does one include the cost of the bottle of wine?” (5/28/08)
“is 15% tip average to give a waiter for his services” (5/28/08)
All of which leads to:
“how much earn waiter in usa (5/28/08)
Answer: Not much if you consider what the top two douchebags are asking.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Time Was, You Had To Do Some Legwork . . .

“happy ending massages in brooklyn” (5/13/08)
. . . but in this day and age in which anything and everything can be accessed from an iPhone, people have gotten lazy.

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

How To Know When You’re The Worst Manager In The World

“top 10 reason downsides to giving employees too much verbal praise” (5/2/08)
Please, please, go back in your hole.

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Google Stalkers

“konstantin a waiter at the trastevere restaurant in hollywood california” (4/27/08)
What if I told you I had his email?

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Oh, Do The Fellas Down At Men’s Wearhouse Have Some Tales For You!

“crap your suit pants stories” (4/21/08)
There seems to be a fetish in there somewhere . . .