“if a bartender is an alcoholic should he work behind a bar” (12/4/08)
Depends. Sam Malone generally did OK with it, so why not?
Posted: December 5th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: We Are Happy Not To Serve You, We Are Happy To Serve You“masturbation club blogs” (11/6/08)
Sample post . . . oh never mind . . .
Posted: November 7th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Perv!, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“pictures of naked children moving bowel along the riverbank” (10/19/08)
If Pierre-Auguste Renoir collaborated on Quest For Fire, this might be excusable . . . but even then . . .
Posted: October 20th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Total Perv!, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“jamaican fuck dog in” (10/14/08)
Meaning . . . what?
Posted: October 15th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Perv!, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“sewage swimming sexual fetish” (10/5/08)
And, frankly, I don’t want to live in a world where this exists.
Posted: October 6th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Ew, Total Perv!, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“when tipping in a restaurant does one include the cost of the bottle of wine?” (5/28/08)
“is 15% tip average to give a waiter for his services” (5/28/08)
All of which leads to:
“how much earn waiter in usa (5/28/08)
Answer: Not much if you consider what the top two douchebags are asking.
Posted: May 29th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Leading Economic Indicators, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“happy ending massages in brooklyn” (5/13/08)
. . . but in this day and age in which anything and everything can be accessed from an iPhone, people have gotten lazy.
Posted: May 14th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: If You Have To Ask . . ., Perv!, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“top 10 reason downsides to giving employees too much verbal praise” (5/2/08)
Please, please, go back in your hole.
Posted: May 3rd, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: We Are Happy Not To Serve You“konstantin a waiter at the trastevere restaurant in hollywood california” (4/27/08)
What if I told you I had his email?
Posted: April 28th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: We Are Happy Not To Serve You“crap your suit pants stories” (4/21/08)
There seems to be a fetish in there somewhere . . .
Posted: April 22nd, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Ew, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“cumming inside a woman after promising to pullout” (1/29/08)
But the real question is how he got in there in the first place . . .
Posted: January 30th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Ew, Insert Disapproving Cluck Here, Too Much Information, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“we have to raise our prices unfortunately” (1/25/08)
That’s still not an excuse!
Posted: January 27th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“great danes fuckin their elderly female owners free videos photos only” (1/18/08)
Oh god. You’re horrible. And just so you know, truncating gerunds only makes it worse.
Posted: January 19th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Ew, Total Perv!, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“how do i calculate tips in american restaurants” (1/16/08)
Speaking on behalf of servers at American restaurants, thank you for taking the time to ask.
Tips can range anywhere from 15% of the total before taxes — which is chintzy but at least won’t get the restaurant’s manager following you outside inquiring about your dining experience — to 20% of the total after taxes, which is basically the maximum amount to give without looking like you’re creepy.
In a place like New York City, which has a 8.375% sales tax, a good place to start is to double the tax and add a couple of dollars. Alternatively, you can look at your total after taxes (e.g., $100), take ten percent of that ($10) and double it ($20).
Although paying for service may seem strange when you’re used to having everything (including taxes) included in the base price, it is really an easy thing to understand when you get down to it.
Now as for tipping at a bar, it gets a little more complicated. But you didn’t ask that.
Posted: January 17th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: We Are Happy Not To Serve You, We Are Happy To Serve You, You've Got Questions We've Got Answers“cory lidle jokes” (1/15/08)
God, you’re horrible. But since you asked, there are some.
Posted: January 16th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Insert Disapproving Cluck Here, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“bunnies kissing” (1/11/08)
Maybe I’ve just been seeing a lot of gross stuff today but this just sounds pervy . . .
Posted: January 12th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Perv!, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“vermouth and sprite” (1/10/08)
Apparently this season’s gin and juice . . .
Posted: January 11th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Bad Idea, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“how to get filthy in a mud bath while wearing your clothes socks and sneakers” (1/9/08)
If you have to ask . . .
Posted: January 10th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Ew, Perv!, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“masturbating flasher” (1/9/08)
Go the fuck away.
Posted: January 10th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Ew, Perv!, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“happy ending massages in utica ny” (1/9/08)
I know Utica is a big beer town. Not sure about the other though.
Posted: January 10th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Not Sure What To Tell You, Perv!, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“fat admirers models” (1/8/08)
You post one lousy article about sociologists at NYU and the hits just keep on coming.
Posted: January 9th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: We Are Happy Not To Serve You