“happy ending massages in brooklyn” (5/13/08)
. . . but in this day and age in which anything and everything can be accessed from an iPhone, people have gotten lazy.

“top 10 reason downsides to giving employees too much verbal praise” (5/2/08)
Please, please, go back in your hole.

“konstantin a waiter at the trastevere restaurant in hollywood california” (4/27/08)
What if I told you I had his email?

“crap your suit pants stories” (4/21/08)
There seems to be a fetish in there somewhere . . .

“cumming inside a woman after promising to pullout” (1/29/08)
But the real question is how he got in there in the first place . . .

“we have to raise our prices unfortunately” (1/25/08)
That’s still not an excuse!

“great danes fuckin their elderly female owners free videos photos only” (1/18/08)
Oh god. You’re horrible. And just so you know, truncating gerunds only makes it worse.

“how do i calculate tips in american restaurants” (1/16/08)
Speaking on behalf of servers at American restaurants, thank you for taking the time to ask.
Tips can range anywhere from 15% of the total before taxes — which is chintzy but at least won’t get the restaurant’s manager following you outside inquiring about your dining experience — [...]

“cory lidle jokes” (1/15/08)
God, you’re horrible. But since you asked, there are some.

“bunnies kissing” (1/11/08)
Maybe I’ve just been seeing a lot of gross stuff today but this just sounds pervy . . .