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Scott — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:52:06 +0000

“if a bartender is an alcoholic should he work behind a bar” (12/4/08)

Depends. Sam Malone generally did OK with it, so why not?

Please, No Jokes About “Feeds”

Scott — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 19:17:02 +0000

“masturbation club blogs” (11/6/08)

Sample post . . . oh never mind . . .

Lower Head, Close Eyes, Massage Temples, Shake Head . . . Repeat Until This Image Leaves Your Mental Space

Scott — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:41:50 +0000

“pictures of naked children moving bowel along the riverbank” (10/19/08)

If Pierre-Auguste Renoir collaborated on Quest For Fire, this might be excusable . . . but even then . . .

Syntax, People!

Scott — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:36:43 +0000

“jamaican fuck dog in” (10/14/08)

Meaning . . . what?

Frankly, I Don’t Believe This Exists

Scott — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:12:48 +0000

“sewage swimming sexual fetish” (10/5/08)

And, frankly, I don’t want to live in a world where this exists.

On Being A Ridiculous Cheapskate And The Consequences Thereof

Scott — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:21:48 +0000

“when tipping in a restaurant does one include the cost of the bottle of wine?” (5/28/08)

“is 15% tip average to give a waiter for his services” (5/28/08)

All of which leads to:

“how much earn waiter in usa (5/28/08)

Answer: Not much if you consider what the top two douchebags are asking.

Time Was, You Had To Do Some Legwork . . .

Scott — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:30:17 +0000

“happy ending massages in brooklyn” (5/13/08)

. . . but in this day and age in which anything and everything can be accessed from an iPhone, people have gotten lazy.

How To Know When You’re The Worst Manager In The World

Scott — Sat, 03 May 2008 14:04:18 +0000

“top 10 reason downsides to giving employees too much verbal praise” (5/2/08)

Please, please, go back in your hole.

Google Stalkers

Scott — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:29:27 +0000

“konstantin a waiter at the trastevere restaurant in hollywood california” (4/27/08)

What if I told you I had his email?

Oh, Do The Fellas Down At Men’s Wearhouse Have Some Tales For You!

Scott — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:37:37 +0000

“crap your suit pants stories” (4/21/08)

There seems to be a fetish in there somewhere . . .

More Proof That You Should Never, Ever Trust Alan Cumming To Do What He Says He’s Going To Do

Scott — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 15:14:53 +0000

“cumming inside a woman after promising to pullout” (1/29/08)

But the real question is how he got in there in the first place . . .

Search Engine As Leading Economic Indicator

Scott — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:11:35 +0000

“we have to raise our prices unfortunately” (1/25/08)

That’s still not an excuse!

What Was Wrong With The Mastiff We Sent Over?

Scott — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 21:47:02 +0000

“great danes fuckin their elderly female owners free videos photos only” (1/18/08)

Oh god. You’re horrible. And just so you know, truncating gerunds only makes it worse.

And Just To Be Clear, Pretending You Didn’t Know Any Better Because You’re European Is Not An Excuse

Scott — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:44:51 +0000

“how do i calculate tips in american restaurants” (1/16/08)

Speaking on behalf of servers at American restaurants, thank you for taking the time to ask.

Tips can range anywhere from 15% of the total before taxes — which is chintzy but at least won’t get the restaurant’s manager following you outside inquiring about your dining experience — to 20% of the total after taxes, which is basically the maximum amount to give without looking like you’re creepy.

In a place like New York City, which has a 8.375% sales tax, a good place to start is to double the tax and add a couple of dollars. Alternatively, you can look at your total after taxes (e.g., $100), take ten percent of that ($10) and double it ($20).

Although paying for service may seem strange when you’re used to having everything (including taxes) included in the base price, it is really an easy thing to understand when you get down to it.

Now as for tipping at a bar, it gets a little more complicated. But you didn’t ask that.

New Heights Of Tastelessness

Scott — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:48:31 +0000

“cory lidle jokes” (1/15/08)

God, you’re horrible. But since you asked, there are some.

The Line Between Aw-Shucks Cute And Crudely Lewd Is Thinner Than You Know

Scott — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 14:57:46 +0000

“bunnies kissing” (1/11/08)

Maybe I’ve just been seeing a lot of gross stuff today but this just sounds pervy . . .

How About Nothing Ever Mixed With Sprite Ever Instead?

Scott — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:35:08 +0000

“vermouth and sprite” (1/10/08)

Apparently this season’s gin and juice . . .

How Aunt Helen’s Calistoga Weekend Went Horribly Wrong

Scott — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:38:43 +0000

“how to get filthy in a mud bath while wearing your clothes socks and sneakers” (1/9/08)

If you have to ask . . .

Creep

Scott — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:37:59 +0000

“masturbating flasher” (1/9/08)

Go the fuck away.

When In Utica . . .

Scott — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:32:40 +0000

“happy ending massages in utica ny” (1/9/08)

I know Utica is a big beer town. Not sure about the other though.