Entries Tagged as 'We Are Happy Not To Serve You'

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

The Line Between Aw-Shucks Cute And Crudely Lewd Is Thinner Than You Know

“bunnies kissing” (1/11/08)
Maybe I’ve just been seeing a lot of gross stuff today but this just sounds pervy . . .

Friday, January 11th, 2008

How About Nothing Ever Mixed With Sprite Ever Instead?

“vermouth and sprite” (1/10/08)
Apparently this season’s gin and juice . . .

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

How Aunt Helen’s Calistoga Weekend Went Horribly Wrong

“how to get filthy in a mud bath while wearing your clothes socks and sneakers” (1/9/08)
If you have to ask . . .

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Creep

“masturbating flasher” (1/9/08)
Go the fuck away.

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

When In Utica . . .

“happy ending massages in utica ny” (1/9/08)
I know Utica is a big beer town. Not sure about the other though.

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

The Seamy Underbelly Of The Web

“fat admirers models” (1/8/08)
You post one lousy article about sociologists at NYU and the hits just keep on coming.