“canadians bad tipping restaurants” (5/19/08)
As for why or whether this is true, I don’t know. Maybe ask Yahoo.

“how do i submit menus to bridge and tunnel club” (4/9/08)
Googling the answer won’t do it . . . but since you asked, we only put menus up from places we’ve actually eaten at . . . but email us to tell us where you are — maybe we’ll visit!

“earth can’t win the game but it must not lose” (4/8/08)
I think you mean “nature,” as in Jung’s quote, “Nature must not win the game, but she cannot lose.” But the earth needs to be slapped down a little, I agree.

“chop shop insurance director of security at a city hospital” (4/7/08)
I like it . . . a director of security at a city hospital conspires with doctors to have their cars stolen for insurance money . . . get back to me with a treatment!

“is it safe to waiter with a broken thumb” (1/16/08)
The Waiter answers: “Depends how you broke it. If you work for a mafia front and some guy named Sal roughed you up because your deposit was light, then, no, it’s not safe to waiter with a broken thumb…”

“how do i calculate tips in american restaurants” (1/16/08)
Speaking on behalf of servers at American restaurants, thank you for taking the time to ask.
Tips can range anywhere from 15% of the total before taxes — which is chintzy but at least won’t get the restaurant’s manager following you outside inquiring about your dining experience — [...]

“have you ever spit in customers food” (1/12/08)
Me personally? No, but I find it disgusting.

“do you pay for the crossbay bridge if you live in rockaway?” (1/10/08)
Yes, but residents get a discount. It’s been a source of consternation for those who use the bridge.

“the cost of hospital trips for the blue bergs averages $125 000 a season if the season is five months long what is the average monthly hospital cost for the season” (1/10/08)
You needed google to tell you that the answer is $25,000?