“chop shop insurance director of security at a city hospital” (4/7/08) I like it . . . a director of security at a city hospital conspires with doctors to have their cars stolen for insurance money . . . get back to me with a treatment!
“is it safe to waiter with a broken thumb” (1/16/08) The Waiter answers: “Depends how you broke it. If you work for a mafia front and some guy named Sal roughed you up because your deposit was light, then, no, it’s not safe to waiter with a broken thumb…”
“how do i calculate tips in american restaurants” (1/16/08) Speaking on behalf of servers at American restaurants, thank you for taking the time to ask. Tips can range anywhere from 15% of the total before taxes — which is chintzy but at least won’t get the restaurant’s manager following you outside inquiring about your dining [...]
“have you ever spit in customers food” (1/12/08) Me personally? No, but I find it disgusting.
“do you pay for the crossbay bridge if you live in rockaway?” (1/10/08) Yes, but residents get a discount. It’s been a source of consternation for those who use the bridge.
“the cost of hospital trips for the blue bergs averages $125 000 a season if the season is five months long what is the average monthly hospital cost for the season” (1/10/08) You needed google to tell you that the answer is $25,000?
