“why did i go to law school” (6/11/08)
What, you mean it wasn’t to hone your “find and replace” word processing skills for seven years until you don’t make partner?
“why does black stuff come out of my pores in the sauna?” (4/8/08)
Ew . . . please . . . not here!
“why are foreign parents so fucking weird” (3/24/08)
I don’t know. Why don’t you Gogol the answer?
“why is george buliga so annoying?” (3/12/08)
And if I knew who that was, I might be able to help you.
“why do people play poker?” (2/2/08)
The hats and sunglasses. Definitely.
“why do people clap when someone drops something?” (1/20/08)
Maybe because most people are total assholes?
“why does barbara hershey look so weird?” (1/11/08)
She has changed between then and now, I’ll give you that . . .
