Marlins Fans Getting A Little Big For Their Britches . . .

“beat the mets beat the mets step right up and beat the mets” (7/23/08)

This from a team that owes its glory to Wayne Huizinga’s fortune. This from a team that draws 4,000 fewer spectators than the Pirates, lending a literal definition to “fair weather fan” (would you want to watch a day game in Miami in the middle of August?). How about an attendance of 375 last September?

This does not mean that Billy Wagner doesn’t have some serious explaining to do, by the way.

Because There’s Nothing Sexier Than A Blogger And An Environmentalist

“environmentalist sex blog” (4/5/08)

It takes all, all kinds . . .

Seems More Trouble Than It’s Worth . . .

“batting cage token fraud counterfeit” (3/3/08)

Someone Might Be Willing To Offer Their Basement For That . . .

“brooklyn halls rooms for wedding receptions in brooklyn new york city for under $700 dollars that do not require catering” (2/28/08)

How long are you willing to drive? Philadelphia? Some even say it’s the sixth borough . . .