Entries Tagged as 'You've Got Questions We've Got Answers'

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

What, Do You Want To Send Them Your Resume?

“zip code for jamaica ny by strip club where sean bell was killed” (5/12/08)
Just so you know, business has been off lately . . . but it’s 11435.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Satchmo A Right At 59th Street And Head Over The Bridge . . .

“how far is louis armstrong’s house in queens from wellington hotel on 55th street” (4/30/08)
7.2 miles.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

You’re Kidding, Right?

“can i park at a no standing on a fire zone ?” (4/30/08)
If you want a $115 ticket (with an additional $15 New York State Criminal Justice surcharge) then sure, go right ahead!

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

For God’s Sake, Don’t Google, Throw A Blanket Over Him!

“how to say your pants are on fire in french” (4/28/08)
But I think it’s something along the lines of: “Votre pantalon sont en feu.”
De rien.

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Works Every Time

“what to do if busser isnt getting fair share from waiter” (4/23/08)
Simple: Have your friends wait outside the restaurant and club him on the knee so he can’t work for a week or two, then suggest to the manager that you fill in for him.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Keep Off The Grass

“did george steinbrenner insult pope benedict ?” (4/21/08)
Depends on what your definition of an insult is . . . there was this:
Pope Benedict XVI’s three days in New York pose logistical challenges beyond making sure that he’s safe.
Among other things, organizers had to widen some footpaths for the popemobile, figure out how to distribute [...]

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Is April 15th Coming Up Or Something?

“what percentage of americans make 200000″ (4/9/08)
About 2.67 percent.

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

Either That Or Become A Lion . . .

“how to get to 5th ave and 42st in manhattan?” (3/29/08)
By turning your blog into a book?
Or the 7 train to 5th Avenue/Bryant Park, use the east entrance . . .

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Take Your Pick . . .

“what did carpetbaggers do?” (3/24/08)
They ran for senate. They trolled for Carhartt Guy in Brooklyn. And occasionally they moved south during Reconstruction to make money.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Oh Yeah, Just Turn Right Onto The Cross-Bronx And Follow It 200 Miles Until You Reach Something That Says “New Haven,” Then . . .

“is times square in manhattan” (3/18/08)
Indeed, it is. Now which one do you think is the money card?