Tuesday, May 13th, 2008
What, Do You Want To Send Them Your Resume?
“zip code for jamaica ny by strip club where sean bell was killed” (5/12/08)
Just so you know, business has been off lately . . . but it’s 11435.
“zip code for jamaica ny by strip club where sean bell was killed” (5/12/08)
Just so you know, business has been off lately . . . but it’s 11435.
“how far is louis armstrong’s house in queens from wellington hotel on 55th street” (4/30/08)
7.2 miles.
“can i park at a no standing on a fire zone ?” (4/30/08)
If you want a $115 ticket (with an additional $15 New York State Criminal Justice surcharge) then sure, go right ahead!
“how to say your pants are on fire in french” (4/28/08)
But I think it’s something along the lines of: “Votre pantalon sont en feu.”
De rien.
“what to do if busser isnt getting fair share from waiter” (4/23/08)
Simple: Have your friends wait outside the restaurant and club him on the knee so he can’t work for a week or two, then suggest to the manager that you fill in for him.
“did george steinbrenner insult pope benedict ?” (4/21/08)
Depends on what your definition of an insult is . . . there was this:
Pope Benedict XVI’s three days in New York pose logistical challenges beyond making sure that he’s safe.
Among other things, organizers had to widen some footpaths for the popemobile, figure out how to distribute [...]
“what percentage of americans make 200000″ (4/9/08)
About 2.67 percent.
“how to get to 5th ave and 42st in manhattan?” (3/29/08)
By turning your blog into a book?
Or the 7 train to 5th Avenue/Bryant Park, use the east entrance . . .
“what did carpetbaggers do?” (3/24/08)
They ran for senate. They trolled for Carhartt Guy in Brooklyn. And occasionally they moved south during Reconstruction to make money.
“is times square in manhattan” (3/18/08)
Indeed, it is. Now which one do you think is the money card?