“what bus goes to sizzler on forest hills” (11/22/08) The Q54 from either Williamsburg, Brooklyn or Jamaica, Queens or the Q23 that runs straight to East Elmhurst, right by LaGuardia (convenient!).

“is arthur miller still alive??” (10/5/08) No, you’re about three-and-a-half years too late!!

“how to ask in english to the waiter for the bill” (9/22/08) But really, the big question is how do I ask in Euro-whatever-you-speak if you understand the tipping customs here?

“a black singer who goot eat from her husband and left him and kept his last name” (8/21/08) No, not Goot! I knew he was getting too big for his britches . . .

“how old do you have to be to get into the bridge and tunnel club?” (8/4/08) We’re an all-ages venue, silly!

“carrie and big kiss on a bridge in paris what is the name of the bridge?” (6/24/08) It’s the Pont des Arts.

“zip code for jamaica ny by strip club where sean bell was killed” (5/12/08) Just so you know, business has been off lately . . . but it’s 11435.

“how far is louis armstrong’s house in queens from wellington hotel on 55th street” (4/30/08) 7.2 miles.

“can i park at a no standing on a fire zone ?” (4/30/08) If you want a $115 ticket (with an additional $15 New York State Criminal Justice surcharge) then sure, go right ahead!

“how to say your pants are on fire in french” (4/28/08) But I think it’s something along the lines of: “Votre pantalon sont en feu.” De rien.