Monday, November 24th, 2008
The Burning Questions
“what bus goes to sizzler on forest hills” (11/22/08) The Q54 from either Williamsburg, Brooklyn or Jamaica, Queens or the Q23 that runs straight to East Elmhurst, right by LaGuardia (convenient!).
“what bus goes to sizzler on forest hills” (11/22/08) The Q54 from either Williamsburg, Brooklyn or Jamaica, Queens or the Q23 that runs straight to East Elmhurst, right by LaGuardia (convenient!).
“is arthur miller still alive??” (10/5/08) No, you’re about three-and-a-half years too late!!
“how to ask in english to the waiter for the bill” (9/22/08) But really, the big question is how do I ask in Euro-whatever-you-speak if you understand the tipping customs here?
“a black singer who goot eat from her husband and left him and kept his last name” (8/21/08) No, not Goot! I knew he was getting too big for his britches . . .
“how old do you have to be to get into the bridge and tunnel club?” (8/4/08) We’re an all-ages venue, silly!
“carrie and big kiss on a bridge in paris what is the name of the bridge?” (6/24/08) It’s the Pont des Arts.
“zip code for jamaica ny by strip club where sean bell was killed” (5/12/08) Just so you know, business has been off lately . . . but it’s 11435.
“how far is louis armstrong’s house in queens from wellington hotel on 55th street” (4/30/08) 7.2 miles.
“can i park at a no standing on a fire zone ?” (4/30/08) If you want a $115 ticket (with an additional $15 New York State Criminal Justice surcharge) then sure, go right ahead!
“how to say your pants are on fire in french” (4/28/08) But I think it’s something along the lines of: “Votre pantalon sont en feu.” De rien.