bridgeandtunnelclub.com Search Referrers of the Day

Um, For One, There Was That Whole “Election For Change” . . .

Scott — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:14:45 +0000

“why are we confident that tunnels stadiums and skyscrapers aren’t going to fall on us” (11/17/08)

Actually, I didn’t know we were that confident . . .

Turning Trolling For Sex Online Into A Teachable Moment

Scott — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:13:02 +0000

“craigslist.com new york queen elmhurst sex call girls” (11/17/08)

Not to be too much of a buttinsky here, but “sex” and “call girls” are duplicative — after all, do call girls do anything but have sex? — you might want to modify the search to get more and/or better results.

“craigslist.com new york queen elmhurst escort grils to call for sex” (11/17/08)

OK — typos aside (everyone transposes a letter or two, especially in an agitated state), “escort,” “call” and “call for sex” are all fairly duplicative. And since “escort” is basically a euphemism for “has sex for money,” you might want to omit “sex” — after all, if they wanted to use the word they wouldn’t be calling themselves “escorts.” The great thing about The Google is that it’s pretty smart — it tends to figure out what you’re looking for without you having to be too specific!

At Least The Mallomar People Didn’t Pull A Dannon* . . .

Scott — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:17:03 +0000

“did mallomars get smaller?” (11/16/08)

Seems so. Thanks for bringing it to our attention.

*It’s one thing to make your packaging smaller but quite another to brag about “an exciting new package” . . . grrr!

Please, Sir, Stop Hitting On The Help

Scott — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:07:48 +0000

“how to nail the bartender interview” (11/16/08)

Not gonna happen, dude; quit fantasizing . . .

It’s Not Difficult, Really

Scott — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:09:43 +0000

“things you want a restaurant server to bring to your dining experience” (11/11/08)

First and foremost, your meal. After that, let’s talk.

They May Be Douchebags, But That’s No Reason To Treat Them Like Seals

Scott — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:36:18 +0000

“clubbing douchebags” (11/9/08)

Or perhaps you meant something different?

Please, No Jokes About “Feeds”

Scott — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 19:17:02 +0000

“masturbation club blogs” (11/6/08)

Sample post . . . oh never mind . . .

Is Our Children Googling?

Scott — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:25:27 +0000

“one day a slug fell into a hole that was nineteen meters deep each day he climed up 4 meters at night he slid down 2 meteres how many days did he climb out of the hole?” (10/5/08)

Do the math, lazy-ass!

Is That A Threat Or A Promise?

Scott — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:07:52 +0000

“magical experience at wolves pond park si” (11/4/08)

I’d prefer not to know, to tell you the truth . . .

Lower Head, Close Eyes, Massage Temples, Shake Head . . . Repeat Until This Image Leaves Your Mental Space

Scott — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:41:50 +0000

“pictures of naked children moving bowel along the riverbank” (10/19/08)

If Pierre-Auguste Renoir collaborated on Quest For Fire, this might be excusable . . . but even then . . .