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Oh, It’s There, Don’t Worry

Scott — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 20:16:14 +0000

“i’m pregnant and my cervix is not being ubiquitous enough” (9/25/12)

Though Things Have Certainly Changed Now That Saddam Is Out Of The Equation

Scott — Wed, 09 May 2012 03:20:47 +0000

“what do you say back to people who say whoever denied it supplied it” (5/7/12)

Jeez, do we really have to go over the deal-smell/supply-deny nexus one more time?

Pray

Scott — Mon, 07 May 2012 00:28:58 +0000

“what to do when you get scotch bonnett in your eye” (5/5/12)

Here are two different resources, and I would also add that such an occurrence might be as good a time as any to take up a powerful opioid.

Fifty Shades Of Thesaurus

Scott — Sat, 05 May 2012 18:59:41 +0000

“how many times is the word clamber used in fifty shades of grey” (5/4/12)

The answer is 23, and amazingly, she never once seems to use the word appropriately.

Technical Term: “Groan”

Scott — Sat, 05 May 2012 02:34:12 +0000

“did anastasia steele ever give a blow job before christian grey” (2) (5/3/12)

The answer is no, as per the E.L. James classic Fifty Shades Of Stupid, but if you really need the citation, see Location 3848 of 149000, where Ms. Steele refers to her “very own Christian Grey flavor popsicle.”

Google Vernacular English

Scott — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:35:43 +0000

“how mach wather i need for cookin spench” (5/2/12)

I could read this all day and still not figure out how this is supposed to sound phonetically.

Let’s Put Them At Somewhere Between Better Than Winning The Powerball And Worse Than Getting Skin Cancer

Scott — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 17:52:58 +0000

“odds of a waiter spitting in your food” (4/27/12)

What Is, “What Is The Worst Line In The Book?”

Scott — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 03:20:31 +0000

“fifty shades of grey well if you were mine you wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week”

“He runs his hand through his hair, and I know it’s because he’s exasperated.”

Only If You’re Looking To Pitch Him As A Baby Model . . .

Scott — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 17:22:55 +0000

“is it normal to want to see how big your sons penis iss” (4/19/12)

Probably Not Use It For A Soup Stock

Scott — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 20:40:22 +0000

“what d you do with the lamb shank after passover seder” (4/10/12)

If you’re anything like my mother, you put it in the freezer for next year because lamb shanks are such a pain to find.

Say Yes To The Distress

Scott — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 05:49:04 +0000

“trenton makes bride” (3/31/12)

Toward A New, Improved, Less-Defined, More Vague Description Of Nearly Everything

Scott — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 21:11:38 +0000

“how big is a studio apartment that is 250 square feet” (3/29/12)

My God I Hate That Song

Scott — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 15:39:44 +0000

“say what you need to say lyrics” (3/20/12)

OK, by request:

Take on all of your wasted father
Every little best castration
Take off all your so-called Pradas,
Better put ‘em in quotations

Say what you need to say [x8]

Walking with one arm’s heavy
Fighting with the spatchcock in your bed
Living out the same old MoMA
Knowing you’d be better off in stead,
If you could only . . .

Say what you need to say [x8]

Have no beer for giving in
Have no thief forgiving over
You’d better know that in the end
Its better to say to Midge
Then never say what you need to say again

Even if your nuts are quaking
And your penis is broken
Even as the ice are [closing?]
Do it with a hard wine token

Say what you need to say [x24]

Not To Mention How They Swallow All Those Quarters

Scott — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 19:38:36 +0000

“laundromats suck” (3/19/12)

Which is part of why it’s probably for the best that you moved back home . . .

Things Not To Do When Your Carbon Monoxide Detector Is Buzzing Include Google What To Do When Your Carbon Monoxide Detector Is Buzzing

Scott — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 16:18:04 +0000

“should my carbon monoxide detector be buzzing” (3/18/12)

I can’t imagine our site helped you find your answer; I hope you’re still alive to read this . . .

Friday Afternoon, You See Them Everywhere

Scott — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 16:53:01 +0000

“teachers most annoying customers in restaurants” (3/16/12)

Not Even The NSA Can Pull That Off!

Scott — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 15:10:56 +0000

“pictures of all woodpeckers in new jersey” (3/15/12)

Impossible!

If We Have Anything To Do With It, Not A Goddamn One

Scott — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 22:05:04 +0000

“which nyc bridges walk” (3/14/12)

I Can’t Tell If This Is Old News Or Breaking News

Scott — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 17:45:13 +0000

“big rat captured in brooklyn caroll gardens” (3/13/12)

A tip, or a warning?

You Sound Like My Wife

Scott — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 15:56:42 +0000

“i need a mofoin car” (3/10/12) (2)